If I Were More Avant-Garde…

This would be the cover to my ultra-pretentious New Wave-Electro Kraut-pop solo album, affectionately titled “Der Goldene Bär Explodiert mit Neuen Tönen.”

In the future we all wear blind man goggles.

For the record, I did not steal those glasses from an elderly woman with glaucoma…but I would have if I had half a chance.

3 thoughts on “If I Were More Avant-Garde…”

  1. So I did a quick tranlation of your solo album , and I’m not sure what to think about “The golden bear explodes with new tones” , but it could be ok.. I will call Pitchfork and ask them.

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