Chicken Bowl XI

PopeyesAs everyone was gathering around the ol’ telly for the game of all games, I too felt a warm up was in order for a different kind of competition: Chicken Bowl. My editor for NPR’s Song of the Day Stephen Thompson (and founder of The Onion AV Club) played host to a mortal man’s competitive eating contest to end all. Now in it’s eleventh year Stephen thought he’d bring the binge eating and excessive drinking with him to DC.

To prep for the affair we watched Fox’s Glutton Bowl 2002 presentation, a disgusting display of large and sweaty men wolfing down meats and bowls of mayonnaise for a frightening crowd of onlookers. It seemed few had the ambitions nor the results of Kobayashi, but with 160 pieces of Popeye’s chicken in front of us, we this was no small feat.

Here are the rules as he laid out in the invitation:


1. CBXI will work according to a point system: Breasts are worth 1.5 points, thighs 1 point, legs 0.5 points, and wings 0.5 points.

2. Keep chicken bones and discarded skin and viscera out of reach of the small children in attendance.

3. Only Popeye’s-brand chicken may be consumed in conjunction with this event.

4. All binging, no purging. If you vomit, you¹re done.

5. The Heimlich maneuver may not be performed at any time during this event. Those performing the Heimlich maneuver will be disqualified.

As you can see this was a serious affair. As with any competition, we had to weigh strategy and technique. All out assault or slow graze over the course of the game? All breast pieces or more smaller pieces? Luckily he also thought to include some tips:

1. Pace yourself: This is a marathon, not a sprint. (See Rule #4.)

2. Take a lesson from Thanksgiving: If you starve yourself leading up to a big meal, your stomach will shrink, and will therefore accommodate less chicken. Starting several days in advance, begin a regimen of high-impact gorging, using a funnel and plunger if necessary.

3. Bring lots of delicious beer. We stocked up on high-quality Wisconsin beer during a recent trip to the Holy Land, but it won’t be enough to keep every gullet well-lubricated throughout the event.

So how did I place? Well once the food stopped tasting delicious and once I was more full on beer than chicken I knew I was done. I finished with two breasts, two thighs, two legs and a wing. Not great but certainly a strong rookie effort with 7.5 points. Someone wise once said “Better to try and fail than not try at all.” I don’t think it was Mike Ditka.

Side note: Gotta hand it to Prince for making the Halftime Show less a joke and more or less relevant again for the first time in years. Below is Prince in all-out rockstar glory playing “Purple Rain” in the rain. Couldn’t script that any better.

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UPDATE: 2\23 — You can watch a short little doc my friend Ben shot of the festivities… sadly I get more exposure than I should have. Enjoy.

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hello.music round five — I am the King of Sad Retorts

hello.musicHere is I am the King of Sad Retorts version two.

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Added some sonic textures and guitars and such to the song and did a first mixdown on Live. But still need to pen some lyrics and track vocals to know where to fill it out. Sure would like to have lyrics in mind before I write a song the next time…it makes things considerably easier when structuring out the song. Thoughts?

NPR Song Of The Day: The Broken West, ‘Hale Sunrise’

The Broken West's I Can't Go On, I'll Go On is out now.
The Broken West’s I Can’t Go On, I’ll Go On is out now.

Here’s a piece about The Broken West’s “Hale Sunrise,” from its album I Can’t Go On, I’ll Go On for NPR’s Song of the Day. Check it out and listen here.

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hello.music — February Challenge

RPM ChallengeIt is now less than ten minutes away from February 1st here on the east coast and with that comes a new challenge: the RPM Challenge. What is that you ask? It seems to be a challenge to musicians everywhere to create an album of music in 28 days…that is 10 songs or 35 minutes minimum (whichever comes first) for the month of February.

Much like those film festivals where you have 48 hours to make a movie or those writing competitions to write a novel, this gives aspiring and amateur musicians a kick in the right direction towards getting off the couch and making something.

We figured since we are already doing this EP a month project for our own efforts, why not expand our idea for the month of February and create a few more songs… As if we weren’t fired up and excited this will be a great way to show off what we’re doing and find other similar, like-minded and not-so like-minded types out there doing the same things. You can find us on the site listed as, typically, “Hello Come In.”

Follow on our blog here for the weekly progress of each of our new songs…make comments and take part. And like we did with our January EP, this February EP will come at the end of the month, both on our site and perhaps on the RPM website as well.

So here we are …now five minutes to go. Time to get those pencils sharpened, those notebooks open, those strings tuned, those drumheads tightened, those phantom powered microphones phantom powered, those fingers cracked, those computers charged up, those voices warmed up, and those neighbors warned of strange noises for the next month.

Should be a great month of music writing. Let the games begin!

UPDATE: All Songs Considered host Bob Boilen (who I interned for as production assistant for a year ago at NPR) did a great feature on the RPM Challenge last week.  Listen here…  And for those wondering, I’m pretty sure it was me who mentioned the project to him that he mentions.  Anyway…a few days in and I think we are all psyched about this challenge. 

hello.music round four — We Sang Modern English

hello.musicFinally… I took some time last night to finalize We Sang Modern English version FOUR.

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The delays came from visiting guests (damn you Aryn!) and simple writer’s block. I have tracked any number of combinations of lyrics and melodies for the choruses (those really long gaps between verses)…but have yet to find anything I really like.

You will hear some sonic additions to the sound near the end…still experimenting with getting those right for some sort of climax to the song, but you will get the gist. So for the final January EP (next MONDAY!!!) I am making this song my main area focus to see if I can get it as close to done as possible. Thoughts?

NPR Song Of The Day: White Flight, ‘Pastora Divine’

White Flight's album is out now.
White Flight’s album is out now.

Here’s a short thing on “Pastora Divine” — a song by a local hometown musician from Lawrence, Kansas, White Flight, for NPR’s Song of the Day. Read the piece and listen to the song.

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My Problem is that Church Organ…

Arcade FireSo what do you think of the new Arcade Fire song, “Intervention“? It seems the bloggy world is anxiously waiting this band’s follow up to the indie classic, Funeral: the sophomore effort Neon Bible has people worked up to the point of near giddiness. And though everyone thinks the first single is amazing, I am a little less enthusiastic. I think my problem is that church organ. While it’s powerful, but I am not sure it works. Here’s why:

In the version I heard, which may or may not be the final mix, the organ is large and atmospheric in the room; it has a big and thunderous presence as it echoes with tons of reverberation. By its nature, the room is large and distantly mic’d to capture that ambiance. But something’s not right.

It seems everything else (from the drums to the vocals, guitars, keys, bass and so on) are close up in the mix. And inherently because the way they were probably recorded, in a close, dry, intimate setting like a studio or basement, it sounds flat. This proves to be problematic for me because the song never copes with those two various sounds and it never becomes one. And while the song overall is heroic and anthemic, they contradict each other and it pulls me out of the moment. It is very consciously trying to have that epic moment, but the organ feels over dramatic and over the top– and a bit self-serving.

It will be interesting to hear this song in the context of the album as a whole, because for me that was the strength of their previous album. I believe the album drops the first week of March. Check your local music shoppes, and internet connections for further details.

NPR Five For Friday — Melisma

I have a new article up on NPR’s Five For Friday. You can also find it as a stand alone feature as well. Enjoy.

NPR Five For Friday

How ‘American Idol’ Uses (and Abuses) Melisma by Michael Katzif

Jennifer Hudson's got a Golden Globe and mellifluous melisma.NPR.org, January 11, 2007 · Jennifer Hudson’s Golden Globe-winning turn in Dreamgirls has critics raving about her stunning vocals. But fans of the singer have known about her talent since her humble beginnings on American Idol. And even if you’re not one of the 30 million addicted viewers of the Fox TV show, you’ve probably heard one of Hudson’s musical tricks: melisma.

Melisma is the musical art of creating a run of many notes from one syllable. In the United States, singers in the African-American church popularized the vocal practice, which dates to Gregorian chants and Indian ragas. When Sam Cooke, Ray Charles and Aretha Franklin began singing popular music, they brought melisma to more mainstream audiences. Whether you love it or hate it, Whitney Houston’s hit “I Will Always Love You,” with its elongated “iiieeee-eyes” and “ooooeeeooos,” is a prime example.

American Idol contestants (and pop singers) sometimes abuse and overuse the technique in songs. At worst, they can fracture a word into a soulless slur of syllables that feels both alienating and groan-inducing. Plus you have no idea what word they’re singing.

To get ready for the new AI season, spend a few minutes this weekend with our guide to melisma, courtesy of Anthony Heilbut, music producer and author of The Gospel Sound: Good News and Bad Times.

How was melisma used in the early days of the African-American church?

Usually one person would recite a lyric or line of a song. Then congregants would repeat the line with their own variations. The ultimate choral effect was immense.

Can you describe that sort of melisma?

The melisma of a traditional gospel singer is rooted in folkloric moans and blue tonality. The most transcendent moments occur when a melismatic line is saturated with blue notes.

What can melisma accomplish in a song?

As some crucial moment in the lyric, the singer will worry a word to the point of abstraction. Ideally, the vocal distortions, the intricate and convoluted division of one syllable into as many as breath will allow, convey an eruption of feeling. But melisma can become so predictable that the singer’s passion can be questioned, even though the singer is usually making “ugly faces” to convey the soul’s torments.

How has melisma changed over the years?

As gospel singers became more professional, they would try to outdo [each other], much like a jazz musician in a cutting contest. The fancier the runs, the more amused or delighted the audience might be.

About 20 years ago, I dubbed these elaborations the “Gospel Gargle” and the “Detroit Disease.”

Why blame Detroit?

Some of [melisma’s] earliest and most audacious practitioners hailed from the Motor City. [Their variations] are much more self-conscious. In more recent years, soul singers, and ultimately pop singers, adopted these very busy and self-advertising forms of phrasing.

So while a great gospel singer such as Aretha Franklin can employ melisma for dramatic purposes in a manner that seems true to the song’s message, singers today seem to indulge themselves in a manner that is both virtuosic and anonymous. And the more it is done, the worse it is done. Something that might have seemed fresh and charming in the beginning began to seem self-indulgent and, to many of us, exhibitionist.

What are they doing wrong?

Often, there isn’t any musical justification of what they are doing. [Their runs] interfere with the flow of the melody, of the lyric, of the harmonies, sometimes of the rhythm itself. It’s frequently a very vulgar and ugly display. [That’s] the style of American Idol singers, most of whom are amateurs. [They] are simply mimicking the devices of the style’s most famous practitioners — singers like Mariah Carey, who indulge in runs.

How can melisma serve singer and song?

It can carry both the singer and the congregation to a higher sense of the song’s meaning; until it really becomes really a form of musical catharsis.

For example…?

When [the late gospel singer] Marion Williams sings “The Day Is Past and Gone,” her subtle use of melisma helps turn a lullaby into a cosmic blues. The note-bending begins with the third word, “is,” which is echoed in the next measure by a moaned hum, which is also melismatic. The listener understands at once that she is singing about something deadly serious. By the time she has reached the penultimate line of the second verse, “but death may soon disrobe us,” each melismatic turn has led us to the song’s crux.

With all the attention and backlash this style receives, how subjective is any of this?

In and of itself, melisma can be a great thing, it’s just been terribly abused by some untalented and insensitive singers. But I think the practitioners like to think that this is a sign of their engagement in the song.

The irony is that melisma is one of the glories of gospel music; I feel a real loyalty to it. I don’t think you can get very much better than gospel singers at their best.

FIVE Releases in 2007

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For music fans, the holiday months can be the best and the worst of times. This being the time when fan and critics alike take stock of all the music of the past year, crafting lists and feverishly pouring over their rankings of the good, bad and ugly. But this is also the most stagnant time of year when when it comes to new albums. So while you wait for that next Shins album to change your life (again), here are five upcoming releases just migh thaw those cold winter doldrums.

FIVE Releases to look forward to in early 2007:


1) Clap Your Hands Say Yeah — Some Loud Thunder (Jan 30)

As many will recall (who could forget?), the Brooklyn five-piece broke the internet in half in 2005 with their self-titled debut all without assistance of a record deal or press campaign. Since then, fans of the archetype DIY band have been clamoring for the follow-up, Some Loud Thunder. Predictably, its getting major blog buzz due to producer Dave (The Flaming Lips, Mercury Rev) Fridmann’s assistance. To curb some of that long anxious wait until the January 30th release, the band has made two tracks available for download on their website.


2) The Frames — The Cost (Feb 20)

The Frames have always seemed on the cusp of breaking out into something bigger. It seems that everyone who knows them, loves them, but that’s just it. Not that many people know The Frames, or its braintrust, Glen Hansard. Already released in overseas, The Cost was recorded live in the studio and captures and expands upon the Irish band’s live sound. On a dime, they can dynamically swing from quiet self-conscious folky dirges to all out swells of energetic guitars and cinematic noise. This album is already on my list of most overlooked albums for 2007 and it’s not even out yet.

3) Ry Cooder — My Name is Buddy (Mar 6)

Rumour has it this album’s moniker and namesake was decided upon while recording the last album. Being sent a mysterious photograph of a cat, the guitar player’s guitar player and Bueno Vista Social Club founder wrote a song cycle of sorts that told Buddy’s story. Instead of focusing on traditional Cuban music this album seems to be tailored towards blues and Americana, something of a return to his early career. Cannot go wrong with Ry.


4) Andrew Bird – Armchair Apocrypha (Mar 20)

Proving on his last album that he can not only be a skillful violinist but a prolific songwriter and composer. Andrew Bird‘s latest follow up will continue on that path and hopefully I will finally get to see him live when he tours behind it this spring. Still not living down skipping out on seeing him and Sam Prekop in Chicago over Thanksgiving 2005. So it goes.

5) Radiohead — untitled seventh album (???)

When is this thing finally coming out? WHEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN??!!??! The heavily anticipated seventh album that people were expecting last year never came. But with last summer’s US tour roadtesting over a dozen new songs, all we can do is wait for them to finish formally recording it. Some of the tour favourites were “Arpreggi,” “Nude” and my personal favourite, the ethereal 70’s Mick Jagger-esque “House of Cards.” You can check in on their glacial process at the band’s official blog Dead Air Space or the all encompassing fan site Green Plastic.

Music fans can also expect new releases this year from The Shins, Arcade Fire, Bloc Party, the Sea and Cake, Wilco, Rufus Wainwright, Rilo Kiley, Interpol, Modest Mouse, Wolf Parade, the New Pornographers, Bright Eyes, Feist and so many many more. However half the fun every year is discovering that new artist coming completely out of left field. With all these great artists its shaping up to be a great year for music. What albums are you looking forward to in 2007? Respond in the comment thread or email us at [email protected]